OT - a seasonal project in dire need
Sorry fellow gravity fighters, but I have had to delay the new launch device, and channel all my work on a more pressing engagement, as we are about to suffer the irritating period known as Christmas, I had to invent something fast.
I'm halfway through the manufacture of an electrical trick device, called the jollification terminator.
Due to continuous annoying carol singers last year, I am preparing a device to render your standard yuletide soprano, useless
Thus making this Christmas slightly more tolerable than last, and lessening the burden on ones wallet into the bargain.
It consists of a magnesium oxide flash tray positioned above them, to distract their attention, followed by a compressed air ram that drives a 9ft scaffold pole through the letterbox.
I tried out a manually operated version on those bloody trick or treaters resulting in a triple pumpkin kebab topped of with a little skelington
It did the trick and worked a treat.
For the noel festivities would you recommend a PIR activation or is there a device on the market that can detect a moronic rendition of we "wish you a
merry BLOODY Christmas
Patent applied for.