Speak to me mammy
This jump was suggested by Mr I Peters.
"One adult to London Kings Cross please" Thankyou.
Just as a matter of interest
sir at what speed will the train cross the Welwyn Viaduct, "sorry im just
the ticket cheker my lad, £36.95p please"
Bloody Nora more expensive than an air lift.
The plan is at a point
about a mile away from the viaduct im going to venture out onto the train roof,
at a set point I'm going to release the canopy and float over the parapet, of
the mighty Welwyn Viaduct, a loud cry of "who's you're daddy ?" and
into the abyss.
Not sure on the height of this thing, im going to use the speed of the train for lift.
"Never mind as to
why missus get that bloody trolley out the way", I could see my opportunity
arriving round the bend.
8 secs later I was passed
the bitch, amazing how pursuasive a finger in the eye can be.
Having wrestled my way
past numerous people, I made for the nearest exit,
"OK son we will have
you out in no time", from all the 999 programmes I have watched, that roughly
You are in deep shit and
its going to be an 8 hour extraction.
Standing astride the hopper
gates, used to charge turbine No.3 at West Burton power station, with a face
like Al Jolson, was not the plan.
The rail company decided that riding a coal wagon amounted to a return journey and offered me no refund.
Tried to blame Ivan Peters said they had never heared of him.